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Dead Inside But My Plants Thrive T-Shirt

$24.99

Bella + Canvas Colors: Black

Clothing sizes: XS

Quantity

30 days return policy.

About the product

This lightweight crew-neck tee brings dark humor to the garden. Soft, breathable Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton makes it comfortable for long days potting, pruning, and tending houseplants. The bold graphic — a skeleton gardener watering leafy plants beneath the headline “Dead Inside” and the caption “But My Plants Thrive” — balances macabre wit with botanical charm. Subtle vintage tones and crisp printing keep the design vivid wash after wash. Wear it while nursing a coffee and your succulents, or when you want to quietly announce your plant-parent priorities with a wink.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathable comfort
- Retail fit with ribbed knit crew neckline and side seams for lasting shape
- High-detail prints using DTF/DTG methods for crisp, vibrant designs
- Tear-away label and shoulder tape for comfort and garment stability
- REACH certified; blank sourced from Honduras; select heather blends contain small polyester percentages

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

With side seams

Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support

Ribbed knit collar with seam

Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape

Shoulder tape

Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching

Sleeve Printing Techniques

Most providers fulfill their sleeve prints using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) method, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. TextilDruck and Fulfill Engine use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their sleeves, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish

Neck Label Printing Techniques

Most providers print their labels using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, TextilDruck and Stoked on Printing use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their labels, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish

Age restrictions

For adults

Other compliance information

REACH Certified

Country of origin

Blank product sourced from Honduras

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.

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